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“Oh, showing skin is what I’m most comfortable with and I honestly prefer it. In fact, I probably shouldn’t have said the ‘stripper’ thing, it feels kind of contradictory now,” She bit her lip momentarily, “ What I probably should have said was that, while I also danced, my main job was singing, since we had go-go dancers anyway.” Ruby shrugged with a smile.

The vampiress listened to him while sipping her lemonade. Her face lit up at Dean’s idea of a slightly re-vamped (no pun intended) Hell House.

“Oh my Lilith, that sounds awesome!” Just as she squealed, the waiter came back to take their orders and she quickly composed herself.

“I would like the ribeye, rare please, with…” she furrowed her brows for a second. “Um….oh! The steamed vegetables and mushrooms…please.” A small smile graced her lips as the waiter gave a polite nod to her before turning to Dean.

As he ordered, her imagination ran wild with ideas for what she would do. Dancing and singing in dresses that twinkled under the spotlight. “Magic” acts, in which she would glide through the air or levitate before everyone’s very eyes. What kind of music would there be? A lot of the songs she performed at Hell House were probably out of the question. Ruby could only imagine the looks of horror on all the parents faces if she went out on stage, swaying and strutting to Pour Some Sugar On Me.

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“Ah…well, actually, PG-13 is actually what I’m used to,” she said still smiling, “I used to work at clubs before I started trying to have something more…‘normal’.” She sighed.

“The one that was most recent and honestly one of my favorites, however, was a place called ‘Hell House’”, she recounted her experience with the same sage look of a grandmother telling stories of yore ,” It was a horror themed bar and a mix between a rock bar and something kind of ‘Coyote Ugly’-ish; I regularly sang and sometimes did some dance numbers, mind you I wasn’t a stripper but I did get to wear things that showed a lot of skin”, her smile faltered just a bit,”…but wouldn’t that be kind of inappropriate for the children?” Ruby too was looking over the menu, a rather serious look on her face.

“I think…I’m going to get that 16 ounce Ribeye steak,” she said thoughtfully, “I haven’t had any red meat today.” Ruby promptly shut the menu and set it at the edge of the table before taking a sip of her lemonade.

“Oh they’re very good,” Dean would have to forgive her, she didn’t even think to say she was referring to the comment about barberries,” the ones in Europe are tart, but when they’re grown here they’re usually a bit sweeter.”

“�� I wouldn’t exactly call carnival work ‘normal’,” chuckled Dean, “but I get what you mean. And work is just work, of course. I want you to have a sense of home and regularity here, always.” Being a vampire, Ruby must’ve gone through some hardships, surely. His mind though curious nevertheless allowed his heart to go out to her.

“I appreciate you’re willingness to level with me, but I don’t judge people for… Well, it’s not like once a stripper always a stripper, you know? Most people don’t have their hearts in that kind of job to begin with.” There was a slight cock of his head as he sat, soaking up the expression and the point in her speech that it linked to.

“I’m a little confused. Do you like showing skin or no? I’ll support you in whatever image you’re after, or even if it’s not about the image… but I think the Hell House that you describe would be perfect for a traveling show… A few small tweaks, we could even make it okay with the parents…”

The choice of ribeye brought a soft chuckle out of him. Somehow, despite his awareness of her vampiric nature, had still half-expected such a beautiful woman to order a salad or a lean soup.

It took him all of a second to realise that Ruby was only talking about the berries he’d mentioned a moment before but even so he couldn’t help but flush the slightest bit at the possibility of her eating European folks (or any folk, needless to say). He wouldn’t have condemned her, however, as that would’ve gone against everything he meant regarding not letting her past define her.

[xandriagreat]

The Paw | chapter 12

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Notice/Warnings: panic, almost death, fluff at the end

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There was panic in the city from the mind controled guinea pigs and the officers were trying to figure out what’s going on.

Chief Misty Luggins was pulling at her hair so much that some of the officers think that she’ll rip her hair off her head like a wig.

She was pacing in her office. 

She was trying to think of where Diane could have gone and she was waiting for Officer Redd, with Doctor Milton Park, to come back or call since they can’t reach her at the moment. 

“Chief!” an officer exclaimed as he opened the door. “Officer Ruby Redd is on a call!”

Chief looked at him. “She is?!”

The officer nodded and both went to where most of the officers were surrounding one of the desk telephones. 

“Ruby,” Chief called out to the phone, “are you and Doctor Park okay?”

“Yes, we’re okay.” Ruby said from the phone. “Everyone was telling me what’s been happening while we were off line going to the place.”

Chief nodded and started, “Okay. We need you to get back-”

“Oh, before I forget!” Ruby said, interrupting. “I got good news and bad news.”

Chief, interested, leaned over the phone and asked, “What’s the news?”

“Good news, Doctor Milton just told me that he isn’t just a survivor from ice, found out who stole the meteorite, and we found The Lost Girls!” 

Everyone started to cheer when they heard that while the Chief smiled, feeling that it was a dream becoming a reality. “Oh, that’s great news, Redd!” she exclaimed. “What’s the other news?”

There was silence on the phone, making everyone worried. “Redd?” Chief asked, worriedly.

“The bad news is... Chief… You're not going to believe who stole the meteorite when we come back... you also need to keep your deal to Foxington and keep your cool when I tell you this news.” Ruby said on the phone, finally after a bit. 

Chief was confused as she said, “Um… sure, I’ll try- wait, who’s Foxington?”

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When The Paw and The Bad Guys arrived at the electric fence of Marmalade's compound. Diane put the car in park and turned it off while Moe said, “When we get the meteorite, we will take it straight to the police.”

“And I’ll be somewhat forgiven.” Diane said, as she put her hood and mask up while The Bad Guys got their ski masks on. 

They got in the compound by going through the vents. When they got into the room where the meteorite was held. 

It was on a huge metal machine, which was on, giving out electricity and the signal. The machine was also connected to a computer. Everyone noticed that the small craters on the meteorite were glowing blue, like the mind controled guinea pigs’ eyes.

There were a lot of mind controled guinea pigs in the room, just chilling.

Before The Bad Guys and The Paw got the meteorite off of the machine, Pepe pointed at something in a corner of the room and said, “Hey, guys! Look!”

Everyone looked at what he was pointing at. 

It was the Golden Dolphin on a podium.

“Oh, that’s odd.” Diane said before she looked back at the meteorite again. 

The noises around Diane faded to her as she was focused to get her name cleared. She was pulled back into reality when she heard short screams and turned around to see all of The Bad Guys knocked out on the floor.

“Guys?!” Diane exclaimed as she ran over to them and tried to get them up. Then she heard footsteps approaching. 

Panicked, she ran off.

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When The Bad Guys woke up, their masks were off and they were tied up by rope and hanging upside down. Pepe was the only one with a rag over his mouth, so he couldn’t chew the restraints off.

They were glaring at Pepe, who got them knocked out by touching the trophy which gave an electric shock. 

“It turns out it was a trap.” Pepe said, flatly and muffled. 

“Ya think?” Lou and Stefanie said, both snappy.

“Why did you do that?” Herbert asked flatly, rolling his eyes.

“The pig didn’t deserve it!” Pepe yelled, still muffled.

Then there was a creepy chuckle and all five looked down to see Marmalade, dressed in a yellow gold jumpsuit and wearing some type of electric helmet with some buttons. 

“Well, well. I was expecting to see a different guest but it’s nice to see the Governor and his team.” Marmalade started, smiling at the five of them. “Or should I say The Bad Guys!”

All five were taken back and growled angrily at him, trying to wiggle free but the rope around them was tight. 

It caused Marmalade to chuckle, like it was a joke, as he pulled out Moe’s pocket watch  and said, “By the way, I was impressed by how you disguised the Five Unique Diamonds.” Marmalade got the five diamonds off of the watch, showing them off as he added, “Hiding them in plain sight.”

All five gave grimaces on their faces with the same thought: ‘We’re in big trouble.’

“Wait, how did you know that we were coming?” Moe asked, looking around confused. 

Marmalade smiled sinisterly as he put the diamonds in his suit pocket and said, “Oh, on the news talked about the jump of Diane’s transportation and I thought that she was coming for the meteorite or going to attack me after what happened.”

The Bad Guys stared at the Professor and then Lou asked, “I have a question, it’s about the flower of goodness talk. Was it all lies?”

Marmalade grinned evilly as he answered, “Yeah, pretty much. I never thought of what’s ‘good’ for others. Only what’s good for me! Like a million and billions of dollars!” Then Marmalade’s body shook from a shiver down his spine as he laughed. He started to leave the room when the doors opened and Cuddles stepped in. 

“Hey, wait!” Stefanie called out. Everyone looked at her as she asked, “Is your helmet’s light supposed to be blinking like that?”

Marmalade, confused, took off the helmet and looked at it. 

His helmet’s light was blinking quick. He sighed as he placed it back on his head and pressed one of the buttons, making the blinking stop. 

Before Marmalade left, he smiled and looked at Cuddles, who was by a dashboard with a lever. “Oh, Cuddles,” he started with a sweet tone then the tone became dark, “finish them.” Then the doors shut behind him.

Cuddles nodded, smiling darkly as he pushed down the lever, lowering The Bad Guys down. 

All five looked down and saw the floor open up and a lot of spinning blades, ready to shred them to pieces. They all screamed in fright as they struggled to free themselves from the restraints as they were lowered closer and closer to what seemed like their inevitable doom.

Then there was a loud THUNK, making everyone look up at the vents above. The loud thunking sounds continued until it stopped at the vent lid. 

Cuddles, curious, went under the vent lid to see what it was. Just as he did that, the vent lid was kicked off and landed on Cuddles hard, knocking him out. 

Then popped out from the vent was Diane, her hood and mask down.

The Bad Guys gasped, “Diane!”

“I got it.” the fox said, waving at them, her tail wagging. She quickly went to the dashboard lever and pulled it up, closing the door to the spinning blades just in time, saving the five of them.

The Bad Guys, relieved to be alive and happy to see her, finally get out of their restraints by hopping out of them or by Diane uniting the ropes. 

“You came back!” Moe exclaimed at Diane when everyone was out of their restraints. Diane smiled softly and replied, “I actually never left.”

The Bad Guys smiled and felt so grateful that they did something that surprised Diane. They pulled her into a hug.

Diane froze for a moment before she hugged them back, feeling happy and almost feeling tears in her eyes. 

After the hug, Diane said, "Alright, let's get the odd rock and go."

[bl00dy-ruby]

“Girl, do both, there’s absolutely no rule saying you can’t 😘”

“  every day  i  wake  up  i  think  of  my  two  options  for  the  day:  ”   spin  change . 

“ bimbo ?  ”  spin  change  again .

“ or  femme  fatale ?  ”

[bl00dy-ruby]

Ruby’s just gonna jump onto him, wrap her legs around his waist, and give him lots of kisses.

Don’t worry Dean, ya boy is at school making paper shamrocks rn. 💚🍀😂

A glance downward and she snickers.

“Darn it, you’re wearing green so I can’t pinch you!” She makes a fist and growls jokingly.

🌈💰

“Kiss me, I’m Irish… ”

“And English… Scottish… German… Jewish…”

[teh-vampire-bunny]

Lucifer almighty, and she thought she had it bad! Ruby was no stranger to such predicaments that Minerva just described, however she was always able to make the taxi in question mysteriously come to a halt, thus preventing a traffic jam (provided the other drivers on the road were actually paying attention…if not then, well, she tried).

“Well, lucky for you Min, I’m way faster than a taxi!” The rabbit, still in her stage costume from work, took a hair tie out of her Chanel crossbody and offered it to Minerva.

“Should probably tie up your hair though,” Ruby said, gently pulling blonde locks into a ponytail.

Once done, Ruby clasped Minerva’s in her own.

“And make sure to not let go of my hand!”

A giggle escaped her lips as they began to levitate.

" you need a lift? "- Ru’s worried for her safety so she’s just gonna casually offer to fly her home or wherever she’d like 😭❤️ (peachesandscreammuses)

♡  simping  softness  prompts.

“  yes .  please .  ”  the  mink  seethes ,  a  once  well-groomed  tail  frizzed  up  and  lovely  eyes  narrowed  in aggravation . 

going  from  the  city  to  the  woods  took  a  while ,  but  not  with  the  help  of  a  cab.  for  minerva , the  problem  wasn’t   calling   a  cab ,  rather  the   onslaught   of  taxi  drivers  who  were   all  too  eager   to  serve  her .  that  which  lead  to  a  traffic  jam  of  hilarious  proportions ,  but  minerva  was  far  too  tired  to  relish  at  the  chaos .  thank  goodness  for  an  angel  like  ruby . 

“  for  pete’s  sakes ,   i  just  wanted  to  get  home .  ”  //  @peachesandscreammuses​